Latest winter result: Wooden spoon (2008) • Best winter result: 6th (2006)

The Weasel was robbed in 2004 and will therefore be making no effort for the winter event. Contestant apathy has kicked in, so he shall be missing balls, pressing wrong buttons, playing jokers and drinking slowly.
Most embarrassing sporting moment: Summer 2004 Superstars
Chances: He will win
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Table Tennis | W1 L6 | 3pts | - | 8th | 1 | 1 | 8th | ||||||
| Snooker | PB | W2 L1 | - | 3rd | 6 | 7 | 4th | ||||||
| Arcade game | 17 | - | 8th | 1 | 8 | 7th | |||||||
| Poker | - | 4th | 5 | 13 | 7th | ||||||||
| Table Football | L3 | - | 8th | 1 | 14 | 8th | |||||||
| Bowling | PB | 137 | - | 4th | 10 | 24 | 7th | ||||||
| Drinking Challenge | 1m 20s | - | 8th | 1 | 25 | 8th | |||||||