Robbie – Summer 2004

Training was going well until the last month of June when a historical hamstring injury threatened to deflate his balloon. Several beta blockers and a few designer drugs later he is now fighting fit and ready for the event. 'The Weasel' is keeping his joker close to his chest, although being the illegitimate son of Jockey Wilson we all have an idea when he will play it.

Greatest sporting achievement: Finishing second last in the under 8's 100 meters at primary school.

Chances: Fat (like his women)