Nick – Summer 2005

This competitor is by no means a favourite for summer Superstars due to the high number of "athletic" events. He will however bite like Tyson, spit like Diouf, kick like Cantona and cheat like Maradona in order to get though if needed (and it will be needed). He has even recently been heard talking to Tonya Harding for tips.

Chances: A strong performance in the "skill" events will be required to improve on his penultimate loser position of last year.