Elliot – Summer 2024

The Superstars ideology is Closed Shop; competitors get slower and older together, no young upstarts allowed. Quite how 18 year-old Elliot continues to line-up is a mystery and the old men hope he won't stick around for too many more summers. He has taken the culling of his joker 100m in his stride (pun intended), an event he dominated and looked set to reign for decades – but the same could still happen in basketball. If he knew how to play golf or pool the rest of us need not turn up.